LeToya posted this picture on twitter (@letoyaluckett). LeToya’s swinging bats. I bet she used it on Slim Thug. Her bedroom is nice by the way. She needs me in that bed.

Yesterday Slim Thug had time on his hands and dedicated it to entertain the gallery by having a heated argument on twitter with a LeToya fan known as “astyles” whom some of you might know as “dynamic” and others like me as “baby”. (disclaimer: astyles is part of the LNN crew but we’re ain’t taking sides. You know how it is lol)

This is how it went: (note that when it starts with @slimthugga it’s astyles talking to Slim Thug and vice versa)

@slimthugga without that chick LeToya man, yo pimp’n aint the same…

@slimthugga who paid for the dinner u aint platinum are u? RIAA didnt have u

@astyles101 u must be gay I bet u ain’t got mo money then me or sold more then me bitch boy gnr

@slimthugga @letoyaluckett throw slim on the track or luda? the one thats gone sell the record….LUDA!

@slimthugga < bigtime underground south nigga @letoyaluckett <world wide international platinum seller….where’s the gnr?

@slimthugga buy @letoyaluckett new song on Itunes shes in the top 25 r&b/pop where u slim?

@slimthugga yo im confused @letoyaluckett is doing 14.00 (million) in Audience Impression on radio daily…slim where can i request u?

@astyles101 u must can relate to her songs what happen yo man left u too gnr

@slimthugga LMAOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

@astyles101 I could give a fuck what she sold Im no groupie I got bitches bad as beyonce they just can’t sing pussy nigga

@slimthugga Slim u mad dude she went platinum in 5 months you went plastic b4 it was released huh? u werent even n the stores in LA

@slimthugga My nigga are u there? im checking RIAA/BILLBOARD I cant find you!!

@astyles101 naw bitch boy not now I been had bad bitches including the one u taking up for. Come on wit it I feel like checking a ho gnr

@slimthugga y i gotta be a ho nigga i am JUS STATING FACTS we all seen that HO< u were wit on @mediatakeout that was bad? nigga r u serious?

@slimthugga if thats yo def. ah “BAD BITCH” u must b a dumb kat..

@slimthugga slim did all ur followers buy ur last LP?

@astyles101 what is u selling I bet u work at the Mac make up store

@slimthugga Slimmmm u there? let me guess “u in the studio” now that GNR<!

@astyles101 naw I’m at MY crib where u live with ya momma

@slimthugga Lmao WACK no nigga i live alone beach life looks nice on my end…

@astyles101 What u man got u put up? Ok

@slimthugga Yeah “My man” got me living the life you should slimmy!

@astyles101 FYI letoya luckett ain’t co sign shit phantom,house notttthing bitch boy

@slimthugga i think u jelly of @letoyaluckett success bro Platinum album, big screen stores, WHO REALLY IS THE HUSTLER HERE?

@astyles101 I wish my baby Toya nothing but love and success I’m happy for her. But u is a bitch boy I’m having fun checking yo bitch assgnr

@slimthugga yo im try’n to help you out my nigga RESPECT @letoyaluckett “She got you right changed yo life” how u get that car? co-sign

@slimthugga SLIM stop direct message’n me ! there aint nothin u can say that @letoyaluckett didnt put u on )

@slimthugga cum on slim do u really call this “CHECKING ME” ? u gone “regret” u tweet’d me lol

@slimthugga lmao we can talk PUBLIC no DM’S SLIM! aint wit that homo shit lol

@slimthugga LMAO we good nigga just respect @letoyaluckett and we will be cool i mgiht preorder ya next LP…GNR <!

@astyles101 ok I’m tired of giving u shine bitch boy go get some rest u gotta do make up all day tomorrow gnr

@slimthugga every1 slim is cool he just confused he need me on his team 2 get them units up…GNR

I wouldn’t be surprised if their DM convo ended up this way.

@astyles101 aite what’s ur number i need sum dick

@slimthugga nigga im a bottom. wuts urs i’ll call u private cuz i dont give out my number that easily

@astyles101 its kool im verse. 713-xxx-x8x2

@slimthugga calling u in 5 min

@astyles101 aite hurry up im horny

Like we say: “Make love, Not war!”

Y’all seen Skorpion’s “She Ain’t Got Shit On Me” review.
Now it’s Alonzo Lerone’s turn. He reviewed the video itself. HILARIOUS! Plus he’s mad cute!

By the way can anyone tell me what other songs have so many reviews like that? Radios need to get on it and play the shit already!

Jenny Craig, can you handle this? Richard Simmons, can you handle this? Weight Watchers, can you handle this? I don’t think they can handle this!

I been eatin, all night but think i’m sexy, think i’m fly

Fattest chick in DC3 Jenny Craig done failed me

My momma makes, these cheap ass clothes Got us lookin…like some hoes

My daddy pimp us…real hard. Got us lookin like some retards

I gotta do much better, cant keep writin these weak ass songs I really aint got no talent, but my daddy says I do no wrong

Read my lips carefully if you like what you see DC3 really a C – U – L – T

I look like a white girl more and more every day Cuz my daddy says we’ll get more airplay..

I dont think you ready for my belly I dont think you ready for my belly Cause my belly too flabbylicious for ya babe

I dont think you ready for this belly I dont think you ready for this belly I don’t think you ready for this Cause my belly too flabbylicious for ya babe

can anyone handle this? I Said can anyone handle this? can someone PLEASE anyone hadle this GOT DAMNIT WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HANDLE THIS

I’m bout.. to kick, kick yall out Going Solo..thats what i’m about

Greasy lips, flabby thighs Nappy hair, cock eyed Lookin stank, but smellin good Frontin like..we from the hood

Gotta watch, watch my back… Cuz I think Michelle on crack

I don’t think you ready for my belly I don’t think you ready for my belly I don’t think you ready for this Cause my belly too flabbylicious for ya babe

I don’t think you ready for this jelly I don’t think you ready for this jelly I don’t think you ready for this Cause my belly too bootylicious for ya babe

I move my belly up and down (whoo!) When I dip it hits the ground(boom!) I can’t help but wonder why (whoo!) Cuz my ass is to flabbylicious for ya baby

My belly shakes at every chance When I whip my hips, it jumps outta my pants I’m hoping you can handle all this belly that I have Now let’s boot these hoes so I can go solo

Fatt…Fatt..AZzz ..Azz Fat.. Azz. Fat..

I don’t think you ready for this jelly I don’t think you ready for this jelly I don’t think you ready for this Cause my belly too flabbylicious for ya babe

The following is a recorded conversation between the 3 wonderful ladies of Destiny’s Child, as they waited backstage at a January 2001 concert in Jacksonville, Florida!!!

Beyonce: Oooh, girl, I am so beat. I’m tiiiired.

Kelly: Are you serious? We still have 3 more songs to do!
Beyonce: I know, I know. Na, I can still dance. It’s just my legs. They’re in so much pain.

Kelly: Girl how can you dance with sore legs?

Beyonce: I don’t know. You’re right though. Maybe I shouldn’t… where’s Solange’s bug-eyed lookin ass when you need her!?!?

Kelly: Why? You gonna get her to dance for you? Like that time you stepped on my toes and crushed them ‘cuz I took too long to answer your question?

Beyonce: Oh no, nuthin’ like that, girl!!! I just need her to peel these grapes for me. Grape skin is naaastaaay.

Kelly: Mmmm hmmm. For sure. Michelle: Yeah I know. Beyonce: Um, Michelle? Michelle: What? Beyonce: I don’t believe nobody was talkin’ to you OR your split ends!

Kelly: Girl you cold!!! But on the serious tip, Michelle… for real!

Michelle: Whatever. I wonder why I put up with you two. I really do!

Beyonce: Duh, silly!!! Cuz my daddy got you under a contract that states you owe him 15 year of your life, all your happiness, independent decisions, 75% of your earnings, your virginity, and any creative
talent you may have!!!!! DUH.

Michelle: Oh yeah! Where would I be without ya’llz?!

Beyonce: In some fuçked up group called United Harmony!!!!! (Laughter & snickering)

Kelly: You’re so bad, Bey Bey!

Beyonce: I know. That’s what Next told me!

Kelly: When we recorded that song together on The Writing’s On The Wall?

Beyonce: What song?! I was talkin’ about the time I served them all up!!! (Announcer: “And now, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands up ONE MORE TIME for DC!!!!”) (Loud cheers & applause)

Michelle: Come on! We up now!!! (Running, heavy breathing… running stops)

Kelly: Beyonce! Beyonce!!! Where you goin girl??? The stage entrance is down this way!!!!

Beyonce: Who said anything about stage entrance? Girl I got my period!!! I’m bout to go unleash the dragon!!!!!!!!!!!! — END OF TAPE —