Tag: HILARITY

[EXCLUSIVE] CAPITOL RECORDS HIRES A NEW LADY LOVE

by on Nov.06, 2009, under LOL, VIDEOS

Well seems like you ain’t got a lot of luck Ms Luckett. It’s deja vu all over again. You watched your own song “Say My Name” lyp-synced by two random chicks, well it doesn’t end there. Capitol just replaced you and hired this new chick who will promote Lady Love album from now on. They are releasing “Over” as a single and they already taped the video (directed by Hype Williams) and it is premiering right here, right now, exclusively on LNN.

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[WARNING] 2012 STARTS NOW. HURRICANE GLORIA ABOUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

by on Nov.03, 2009, under LOL

HURRICANE_GLORIA

DISORGANIZED SHOWER AND THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY OVER THE EXTREME SOUTHWESTERN CASSIEBBEAN SEA IS ASSOCIATED WITH A TROUGH OF HIGH PRESSURE. SOME SLOW DEVELOPMENT IS MORE THAN LIKELY HAPPENING AS THIS SYSTEM MOVES OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. THERE IS NO CHANCE TO AVOID IT. IT IS INEVITABLE. TROPICAL CYCLONE FORMATION IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 96 HOURS.

Hurricanes are dangerous killer and several islands are targeted. The followings will be totally wiped off the map: Ameriedos, Ashanti Rico, KeriHilson Republic, The Ciara Islands,  The Cassiebbeans will all be hit by Hurricane Gloria.

Every person from these islands need to plan an evacuation route ASAP:

Contact the local emergency management office at Music World Entertainment and ask for the CHG (Community Hurricane Gloria) preparedness plan. They will try to help you by giving you tips on how you can stop hurricane Gloria.. This plan should also include information on the safest evacuation routes and nearby shelter. You have very low chance to succeed, but hey, if you wanna risk, that’s your problem.

Be ready to drive 20000 to 50000 miles away to locate a safe place. (Fly to the UK is your best bet)

Have a disaster supplies on hand. (Your Beyonce’s I am Sasha Fierce’s limewire copy will not suffice)
First aid kit and manual.
Emergency food and water
Lip gloss Kissable Couture by Lady Love™
None-electric can opener
Essential medicines
Cash and credit cards
Sturdy shoes (no heels)
Clothes (must be bought from Lady Elle™ store)
Make arrangements for pets and boyfriends.

During a Hurricane Watch

Listen to a battery-operated radio (not Hot 97) or watch BET for hurricane progress reports.
Check emergency supplies.

After
Stay tuned to The Grammy’s
Help injured or trapped persons.
First aid where appropriate. (Obviously not appropriate if their last name is Knowles)
Return home only after Billboard.com advise that it is safe to do so.

HURRICANE GLORIA STATUS OVERVIEW:

Regret #3 most played song in the US (urban radios)
“Regret” is #1 #musicmonday song on twitter
“LeToya Luckett” is #3 Google Trends

What are the people talking about:
- Regret video behind the scenes
- Mathew Knowles pays major radios to NOT play LeToya’s music
- LeToya VS Alicia Keys: Who wore it best?
- LeToya’s purple lipstick
- LeToya’s jacket
- “Regret” video coming soon
- LeToya to appear on the Monique Show
- “Regret” is a hot song

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[POLL] WHO ROCKED IT BETTER? LETOYA OR ALICIA KEYS?

by on Oct.31, 2009, under GOSSIP, LOL, POLLS, STYLE

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Alicia Keys was spotted wearing LeToya’s jacket on the set of her new video. Meaning both girls will be having the same jacket in their latest video.

I don’t believe in coincidence so this is what I think happened…..

Misha, who manage both LeToya and Alicia Keys,  left the fabulous jacket in the office and…

Alicia: daaaaayum this shit is hoooot! OMG OMG OMG!
Misha I know right (giggling)
Alicia I need to wear this in my new video
Misha: No I can’t give it to you
Alicia: COME on mayyyne!
Misha: Ummm I don’t think so, LeToya already wore it in hers
Alicia: LeToya who?
Misha: Luckett!
Alicia: Who’s that?
Misha: This other girl “formerly of Destiny’s Child”. We manage her too. She’s gonna open for you on you next tour
Alicia: Oh yeah well whateva bitch , I’m taking this shit that you want it or not. (takes the jacket and run)
Misha: Suhcurity!!!!!!!!!!

And that’s how she probably got the must have jacket.

The question now is “But who rocked it better?”  You tell us on the poll below

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[EXCLUSIVE] LETOYA “REGRET” REMIX LYRICS

by on Oct.30, 2009, under LOL

UPDATED WITH LETOYA’S RAP and T-PAIN/AKON’S PART!

Our beloved Ken and JC,  two of our biggest supporters, got a hold of the Regret “remix”. Here are the lyrics for you EXCLUSIVELY and ONLY on LNN. T-Pain, Drake and Akon are all on the remix but we didn’t type their part yet. (Don’t copy/paste please it’s our property or we won’t hesitate to sue you)

T-PAIN
Nappy Boy!,Toya, Akon, Drake, Luda, REMIXX

LETOYA: Verse One:
Yeah fresh out of DC
Reject I might Be.
Platinum and grammy award winning cds…
Now Matty mad.
Because success he wish I never had…
He the one who let me go…So why he acting like that?
Kelly…Smelly Kelly tryna get on the same label i’m own?
b*tch I thought you was leaving me alone?
Now let me sing my damn song….

LETOYA: These bitches must regret the day that they left me…….
T-PAIN: These bitches must regret the day that they left you…
LETOYA: Still tryna get back, (T-PAIN: get back, get back)…Still tryna get
back…Back at me ohhhhhh.

LETOYA: Verse Two:
BET was all on me……..
Until Matthew said Beyonce would leave
if I performed
(T-PAIN: performed)
on the Awards…
So Preshow is where I had to go…
She ain’t got…. didn’t blow up
Because if it did Matthew would throw up…
(T-PAIN: Is you mad?)
Because toya’s back?
You let the best thing go that you ever had……

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Letoya Luckett on the set of “Regret” video shoot

by on Oct.20, 2009, under GOSSIP, LOL, NEWS

OCTOBER 28TH UPDATE: MORE PICS ADDED TO THE GALLERY BELOW! GORGEOUS!

We love 2009, when before, we had to wait weeks to even get pictures from a music video, with twitter and LNN in the place the wait is just OVER. You get what you want to know as it happens. Make sure you follow us on twitter to be in the know right away.

LeToya is, as we’re talking, filming her new video for the song “Regret”. She looks UH-MAYZING. I am totally digging the ponytail and the whole look with a jean and tank top. Sexy as hell… You go Mama!  Ludacris is there as well looking all cute and stuff. This looks promising! (Check out the gallery below, we’ll add pictures to it as they become available)

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[HILARITY] LeToya meets Beyonce in NYC (Video)

by on Aug.20, 2009, under LOL, VIDEOS

Beyonce and Letoya run into each other at an acting audition

While LeToya is in NYC promoting her new album, ex-group member Beyoncé decides to have a chat with “Lady Love”.

These are just hilarious!

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[WATCH] Little kid singing “Regret”

by on Jul.28, 2009, under LOL, VIDEOS

This song is making it’s way around on it’s own. Watch this kid’s performance. He gets into it.

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