Imagine this:  LeToya and Kelly Rowland awaken at opposite ends of a grimy, disused bathroom, LeToya in a water-filled bathtub. Both girls are chained at the ankle to the pipes. Between them lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder. LeToya and Kelly discover tapes in their pockets; the girls learn from both tapes that LeToya must escape the bathroom, while Kelly must kill LeToya before six o’clock, or she’ll lose Beyonce and be left to die.

They find a bag containing two hacksaws, though neither is able to cut through the chains. Letoya breaks hers and throws it at a mirror in frustration; Kelly realizes that they are meant to be used on their feet. Kelly tells Toya that their captor is the Jigsaw Killer, he never directly kills anyone, instead putting victims in situations where they must go through physical and/or psychological torture to survive and escape with better appreciation of life.

YOU get a call from Jigsaw and he tells you , you can only save ONE girl. Who are you going to pick?  Who are you going to save? Who is the most needed for this society?
Think about all aspects such as talent, personality, look, style, beauty, songs quality, swag, charisma, stage presence, star quality, vocal control and overall skills, who do you think is the better artist and will provide the best entertainment to the world?

Ms. LeToya Nicole Luckett or Ms. Kelendria Trene Rowland? Watch the video below then voice your choice.

OMG watch the interview below it’s just hilarious!

Well seems like you ain’t got a lot of luck Ms Luckett. It’s deja vu all over again. You watched your own song “Say My Name” lyp-synced by two random chicks, well it doesn’t end there. Capitol just replaced you and hired this new chick who will promote Lady Love album from now on. They are releasing “Over” as a single and they already taped the video (directed by Hype Williams) and it is premiering right here, right now, exclusively on LNN.

DISORGANIZED SHOWER AND THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY OVER THE EXTREME SOUTHWESTERN CASSIEBBEAN SEA IS ASSOCIATED WITH A TROUGH OF HIGH PRESSURE. SOME SLOW DEVELOPMENT IS MORE THAN LIKELY HAPPENING AS THIS SYSTEM MOVES OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. THERE IS NO CHANCE TO AVOID IT. IT IS INEVITABLE. TROPICAL CYCLONE FORMATION IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 96 HOURS.

Hurricanes are dangerous killer and several islands are targeted. The followings will be totally wiped off the map: Ameriedos, Ashanti Rico, KeriHilson Republic, The Ciara Islands,  The Cassiebbeans will all be hit by Hurricane Gloria.

Every person from these islands need to plan an evacuation route ASAP:

Contact the local emergency management office at Music World Entertainment and ask for the CHG (Community Hurricane Gloria) preparedness plan. They will try to help you by giving you tips on how you can stop hurricane Gloria.. This plan should also include information on the safest evacuation routes and nearby shelter. You have very low chance to succeed, but hey, if you wanna risk, that’s your problem.

Be ready to drive 20000 to 50000 miles away to locate a safe place. (Fly to the UK is your best bet)

Have a disaster supplies on hand. (Your Beyonce’s I am Sasha Fierce’s limewire copy will not suffice)
First aid kit and manual.
Emergency food and water
Lip gloss Kissable Couture by Lady Love™
None-electric can opener
Essential medicines
Cash and credit cards
Sturdy shoes (no heels)
Clothes (must be bought from Lady Elle™ store)
Make arrangements for pets and boyfriends.

During a Hurricane Watch

Listen to a battery-operated radio (not Hot 97) or watch BET for hurricane progress reports.
Check emergency supplies.

After
Stay tuned to The Grammy’s
Help injured or trapped persons.
First aid where appropriate. (Obviously not appropriate if their last name is Knowles)
Return home only after Billboard.com advise that it is safe to do so.

HURRICANE GLORIA STATUS OVERVIEW:

Regret #3 most played song in the US (urban radios)
“Regret” is #1 #musicmonday song on twitter
“LeToya Luckett” is #3 Google Trends

What are the people talking about:
- Regret video behind the scenes
- Mathew Knowles pays major radios to NOT play LeToya’s music
- LeToya VS Alicia Keys: Who wore it best?
- LeToya’s purple lipstick
- LeToya’s jacket
- “Regret” video coming soon
- LeToya to appear on the Monique Show
- “Regret” is a hot song

Alicia Keys was spotted wearing LeToya’s jacket on the set of her new video. Meaning both girls will be having the same jacket in their latest video.

I don’t believe in coincidence so this is what I think happened…..

Misha, who manage both LeToya and Alicia Keys,  left the fabulous jacket in the office and…

Alicia: daaaaayum this shit is hoooot! OMG OMG OMG!
Misha I know right (giggling)
Alicia I need to wear this in my new video
Misha: No I can’t give it to you
Alicia: COME on mayyyne!
Misha: Ummm I don’t think so, LeToya already wore it in hers
Alicia: LeToya who?
Misha: Luckett!
Alicia: Who’s that?
Misha: This other girl “formerly of Destiny’s Child”. We manage her too. She’s gonna open for you on you next tour
Alicia: Oh yeah well whateva bitch , I’m taking this shit that you want it or not. (takes the jacket and run)
Misha: Suhcurity!!!!!!!!!!

And that’s how she probably got the must have jacket.

The question now is “But who rocked it better?”  You tell us on the poll below

UPDATED WITH LETOYA’S RAP and T-PAIN/AKON’S PART!

Our beloved Ken and JC,  two of our biggest supporters, got a hold of the Regret “remix”. Here are the lyrics for you EXCLUSIVELY and ONLY on LNN. T-Pain, Drake and Akon are all on the remix but we didn’t type their part yet. (Don’t copy/paste please it’s our property or we won’t hesitate to sue you)

T-PAIN
Nappy Boy!,Toya, Akon, Drake, Luda, REMIXX

LETOYA: Verse One:
Yeah fresh out of DC
Reject I might Be.
Platinum and grammy award winning cds…
Now Matty mad.
Because success he wish I never had…
He the one who let me go…So why he acting like that?
Kelly…Smelly Kelly tryna get on the same label i’m own?
b*tch I thought you was leaving me alone?
Now let me sing my damn song….

LETOYA: These bitches must regret the day that they left me…….
T-PAIN: These bitches must regret the day that they left you…
LETOYA: Still tryna get back, (T-PAIN: get back, get back)…Still tryna get
back…Back at me ohhhhhh.

LETOYA: Verse Two:
BET was all on me……..
Until Matthew said Beyonce would leave
if I performed
(T-PAIN: performed)
on the Awards…
So Preshow is where I had to go…
She ain’t got…. didn’t blow up
Because if it did Matthew would throw up…
(T-PAIN: Is you mad?)
Because toya’s back?
You let the best thing go that you ever had……

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OCTOBER 28TH UPDATE: MORE PICS ADDED TO THE GALLERY BELOW! GORGEOUS!

We love 2009, when before, we had to wait weeks to even get pictures from a music video, with twitter and LNN in the place the wait is just OVER. You get what you want to know as it happens. Make sure you follow us on twitter to be in the know right away.

LeToya is, as we’re talking, filming her new video for the song “Regret”. She looks UH-MAYZING. I am totally digging the ponytail and the whole look with a jean and tank top. Sexy as hell… You go Mama!  Ludacris is there as well looking all cute and stuff. This looks promising! (Check out the gallery below, we’ll add pictures to it as they become available)

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I guess it’s Destiny’s Child’s day lol. This got me cracking up!!

Beyonce and Letoya run into each other at an acting audition

While LeToya is in NYC promoting her new album, ex-group member Beyoncé decides to have a chat with “Lady Love”.

These are just hilarious!

Yesterday Slim Thug had time on his hands and dedicated it to entertain the gallery by having a heated argument on twitter with a LeToya fan known as “astyles” whom some of you might know as “dynamic” and others like me as “baby”. (disclaimer: astyles is part of the LNN crew but we’re ain’t taking sides. You know how it is lol)

This is how it went: (note that when it starts with @slimthugga it’s astyles talking to Slim Thug and vice versa)

@slimthugga without that chick LeToya man, yo pimp’n aint the same…

@slimthugga who paid for the dinner u aint platinum are u? RIAA didnt have u

@astyles101 u must be gay I bet u ain’t got mo money then me or sold more then me bitch boy gnr

@slimthugga @letoyaluckett throw slim on the track or luda? the one thats gone sell the record….LUDA!

@slimthugga < bigtime underground south nigga @letoyaluckett <world wide international platinum seller….where’s the gnr?

@slimthugga buy @letoyaluckett new song on Itunes shes in the top 25 r&b/pop where u slim?

@slimthugga yo im confused @letoyaluckett is doing 14.00 (million) in Audience Impression on radio daily…slim where can i request u?

@astyles101 u must can relate to her songs what happen yo man left u too gnr

@slimthugga LMAOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

@astyles101 I could give a fuck what she sold Im no groupie I got bitches bad as beyonce they just can’t sing pussy nigga

@slimthugga Slim u mad dude she went platinum in 5 months you went plastic b4 it was released huh? u werent even n the stores in LA

@slimthugga My nigga are u there? im checking RIAA/BILLBOARD I cant find you!!

@astyles101 naw bitch boy not now I been had bad bitches including the one u taking up for. Come on wit it I feel like checking a ho gnr

@slimthugga y i gotta be a ho nigga i am JUS STATING FACTS we all seen that HO< u were wit on @mediatakeout that was bad? nigga r u serious?

@slimthugga if thats yo def. ah “BAD BITCH” u must b a dumb kat..

@slimthugga slim did all ur followers buy ur last LP?

@astyles101 what is u selling I bet u work at the Mac make up store

@slimthugga Slimmmm u there? let me guess “u in the studio” now that GNR<!

@astyles101 naw I’m at MY crib where u live with ya momma

@slimthugga Lmao WACK no nigga i live alone beach life looks nice on my end…

@astyles101 What u man got u put up? Ok

@slimthugga Yeah “My man” got me living the life you should slimmy!

@astyles101 FYI letoya luckett ain’t co sign shit phantom,house notttthing bitch boy

@slimthugga i think u jelly of @letoyaluckett success bro Platinum album, big screen stores, WHO REALLY IS THE HUSTLER HERE?

@astyles101 I wish my baby Toya nothing but love and success I’m happy for her. But u is a bitch boy I’m having fun checking yo bitch assgnr

@slimthugga yo im try’n to help you out my nigga RESPECT @letoyaluckett “She got you right changed yo life” how u get that car? co-sign

@slimthugga SLIM stop direct message’n me ! there aint nothin u can say that @letoyaluckett didnt put u on :o)

@slimthugga cum on slim do u really call this “CHECKING ME” ? u gone “regret” u tweet’d me lol

@slimthugga lmao we can talk PUBLIC no DM’S SLIM! aint wit that homo shit lol

@slimthugga LMAO we good nigga just respect @letoyaluckett and we will be cool i mgiht preorder ya next LP…GNR <!

@astyles101 ok I’m tired of giving u shine bitch boy go get some rest u gotta do make up all day tomorrow gnr

@slimthugga every1 slim is cool he just confused he need me on his team 2 get them units up…GNR

I wouldn’t be surprised if their DM convo ended up this way.

@astyles101 aite what’s ur number i need sum dick

@slimthugga nigga im a bottom. wuts urs i’ll call u private cuz i dont give out my number that easily

@astyles101 its kool im verse. 713-xxx-x8×2

@slimthugga calling u in 5 min

@astyles101 aite hurry up im horny

Like we say: “Make love, Not war!”

It’s a slow news days today so I thought I could bring this back. These are two classic skits from Mad TV. Beyonce is played by the talented Debra Wilson (I miss her!!!). 95% of our readership already saw these videos but I’m posting them for the 5% who haven’t seen them. (It’s still goo too re-watch this after so long)