[WARNING] 2012 STARTS NOW. HURRICANE GLORIA ABOUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

by ControlFreak on Nov.03, 2009, under FUNNIEZ, NEWS

HURRICANE_GLORIA

DISORGANIZED SHOWER AND THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY OVER THE EXTREME SOUTHWESTERN CASSIEBBEAN SEA IS ASSOCIATED WITH A TROUGH OF HIGH PRESSURE. SOME SLOW DEVELOPMENT IS MORE THAN LIKELY HAPPENING AS THIS SYSTEM MOVES OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. THERE IS NO CHANCE TO AVOID IT. IT IS INEVITABLE. TROPICAL CYCLONE FORMATION IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 96 HOURS.

Hurricanes are dangerous killer and several islands are targeted. The followings will be totally wiped off the map: Ameriedos, Ashanti Rico, KeriHilson Republic, The Ciara Islands,  The Cassiebbeans will all be hit by Hurricane Gloria.

Every person from these islands need to plan an evacuation route ASAP:

Contact the local emergency management office at Music World Entertainment and ask for the CHG (Community Hurricane Gloria) preparedness plan. They will try to help you by giving you tips on how you can stop hurricane Gloria.. This plan should also include information on the safest evacuation routes and nearby shelter. You have very low chance to succeed, but hey, if you wanna risk, that’s your problem.

Be ready to drive 20000 to 50000 miles away to locate a safe place. (Fly to the UK is your best bet)

Have a disaster supplies on hand. (Your Beyonce’s I am Sasha Fierce’s limewire copy will not suffice)
First aid kit and manual.
Emergency food and water
Lip gloss Kissable Couture by Lady Love™
None-electric can opener
Essential medicines
Cash and credit cards
Sturdy shoes (no heels)
Clothes (must be bought from Lady Elle™ store)
Make arrangements for pets and boyfriends.

During a Hurricane Watch

Listen to a battery-operated radio (not Hot 97) or watch BET for hurricane progress reports.
Check emergency supplies.

After
Stay tuned to The Grammy’s
Help injured or trapped persons.
First aid where appropriate. (Obviously not appropriate if their last name is Knowles)
Return home only after Billboard.com advise that it is safe to do so.

HURRICANE GLORIA STATUS OVERVIEW:

Regret #3 most played song in the US (urban radios)
“Regret” is #1 #musicmonday song on twitter
“LeToya Luckett” is #3 Google Trends

What are the people talking about:
- Regret video behind the scenes
- Mathew Knowles pays major radios to NOT play LeToya’s music
- LeToya VS Alicia Keys: Who wore it best?
- LeToya’s purple lipstick
- LeToya’s jacket
- “Regret” video coming soon
- LeToya to appear on the Monique Show
- “Regret” is a hot song

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